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IF YA LIKE TO DINE OUT
I'LL TELL YA I'M YOUR MAN
YA CHOW DOWN- TAKE OUT-
IT'S ALL THE SAME TO ME

THE PLEASURE IS TO EAT
IT MAKES NO DIFFERENCE WHATS THE TREAT

IF YOU DON'T SHARE MY GREED
THEN YOU WILL NOT IMPEDE me;
THE ACE OF PLATES!
THE ACE OF PLATES!

CLEANIN OUT A BUFFET
AND DODGIN DIABETES.
SLOWIN DOWN MY BLOODFLOW,
ITS ALL A GAME TO ME!

SEVEN AND ELEVEN.
STEAL TAQUITOS, TOO!

DOUBLE UP OR QUIT.
DOUBLE SIRLOIN TIPS.
THE ACE OF PLATES!
THE ACE OF PLATES!

THE DOCTOR SAYS I'LL LOSE
AND GLUTTONY'S FOR FOOLS
BUT THATS THE WAY I LIKE IT BABY
I DONT WANNA LIVE FOREVAH!!!

...AND DON'T FORGET THE DESSERT!

MASSIVE ROTUND BELLY
I KNOW YOU'VE GOT TO SEE ME
MY SCOOTER BEEPS.
BACK UP TO THE HOT DOG STAND!

I SEE IT IN YOUR EYES.
TOUCH MY FOOD AND DIE.

THE ONLY THING YOU SEE
YOU KNOW I'VE GOT TO BE
THE ACE OF PLATES!
THE ACE OF PLATES!