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Galneda
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I've done animatics for Cyanide & Happiness, Purgatony, and WWE Storytime! I'm also a voice actor that's performed roles in One Piece, Gundam: Witch from Mercury, & Smite!
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Geoff Galneda @Galneda

Age 36, Male

Voice Actor/Animator

Collin College

Dallas, TX

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Diglett Underground

Posted by Galneda - February 28th, 2012


Sing along! I typed this when I was bored.

Your Pokedex is lying
Prepare to begin crying-
That white in it's nose is really a tooth.
Keep thinking it's a pink nose,
But have you seen Diglett toes?
I challenge you to learn the truth...

You think you know those creatures!
Prepare for a big confound.
Gaze upon all it's features...
When you see Diglett Underground!

Alright now-

Some say that it's a phallus;
Whack-a-mole except armless-
You only had one point of view.
It's more anthropomorphic
With muscles greatly epic
It's goofy head is all we knew.

You think you know this creature!
With it's mighty strength newfound!
You won't want to get closer...
When you see Diglett Underground...

It blows my mind that something so deceptive wants to stay that way.
No amount of stone or rock that could keep that big monster at bay.
But then I found out something quite disturbing, I don't know how else to say...
...when it eventually evolves into Dugtrio, it's abnormally... gay.

(Zakk Wylde GUITAH!!!)

Can't stop those Pokehomo's,
Kinky Diglett sex trio's!
They're clearly doing it, look at their faces.
Not for a Christian Trainer,
Their sin makes that no-brainer,
Good thing the earth cloaks their embraces.

You think you know these creatures!
Well I want you to hear this sound...
That rythmic quake's not drummers.
You're hearing Diglett's Underground.

-G-


Comments

I never got in to Pokemon.

The first and last Pokemon game I played was Pokemon Red, like, 25 years ago or whatever, I might be exaggerating a little bit.

Didn't even get the second badge. I honestly had no childhood.

Pokemon Blue and nothin' else for me. In time, I eventually "beat the game" by capturing and bumping up a Mewtwo up to Level 99. I ended it all by capturing a Missingo.

It looks like nobody appreciates your lyrical talent.

It's all good, bro, fans are overrated.

I honestly think I've slipped under the radar due to inactivity. Hoping to fix that soon, but I've been busy with flight school.

i agree with Sinitech, im not even a pokemon fan, and I thought them lyrics were badass

Thanks MC