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I'm a Pre-Production artist for Cyanide & Happiness! I'm also a professional voice actor, a published author, and I design t-shirts & artwork for heavy metal bands in the DFW area. Check out my links, check out my stuff, and stick around for a while! -GG

Geoff Galneda @Phobotech

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Animatics, Voice Act

Dallas, TX

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Let it End, Let it End. On with the Decade.

Posted by Phobotech - December 30th, 2009


New Years Eve.

(EDIT: THERE USED TO BE A BUNCH OF DEPRESSING BULLSHIT RAMBLING ABOUT REFLECTING BACK ON THE DECADE AND BEING SCURRRRED ABOUT GETTING OLD HERE)

It was early 2000's when I first heard about NG. It took me three years to finally decide to sign up for an account. Truthfully, this place has become my internet helm. Facebook is great for keeping track of friends, but I check this website four times as much as I check any other site.

...Before I become a creepily-disproportionately-aged-user-
to-the-site's-target-demographic, I still have goals I want to accomplish here.

-I want to earn money from one of Tom Fulp's animation contests fair and square.
-I want to design/distribute an item sold exclusively in the NG Store (like a poster, patch, or T-shirt or something)
-I want to tour the facility in Philly, and meet with, drink with, and chat with the staff.

and my ultimate goal.
-To earn the NG Golden Tank Award for Animation.

These are my Newgrounds-related goals from 2010-2019.

But all in due time...it's been becoming painfully clear to me that I- (EDIT: MORE DEPRESSING RAMBLING ABOUT BECOMING A BORING SACK-OF-SHIT OF A MAN WHEN I GET OLDER, AND HOW I HAVE TO MAKE THE MOST OF MY YOUTH FROM NOW ON. SERIOUSLY, YOU DON'T WANT TO READ IT. IT WAS LONG AS HELL, and actually pretty repetitive.)

-G-


Comments

Phobotech is the sweetest person in the world, and I love him to death..

BUT HE'S OLD AS FUCK!

I lol'd harder than when I get hard when you cry.

If you ever need help with story writing for that animation award, i'll gladly lend a free hand if possible, I'm currently majoring in english so I've got some decent writing skills. I've been known to pull some pretty good stories out of my ass in a pinch as strange as that sounds. If you have any interest let me know, i'd be honored to give a hand to one of my favorite artists. Plus my workload has been rather.... non existant recently so I have plenty of time. I'll gladly provide a piece as proof of my skills good sir. Mostly my style ends up in action and thriller kinds of stuff. Either way, good luck with your goals dude :D

Hmmm....we shall see. :D

I don't cry.

BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE EYES DUN DUN DUN