Galneda's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Decline of Video Gaming]

No lie...

It's all terribly, terribly true I'm afraid. However, because this flash has made me realize the truth, it makes it that much funnier! I mean seriously, I was on the floor with all of the spoofs; I love it all! Perfect 10! I shall also vote 5 and add this to my favorite flash list! Peace Out guys, and great job!

Phobos Technology, Phobotech.

BTW: You guys like Dream Theater and Iron Maiden!? Holy Shit man! I mean, it's not uncommon to see an Iron Maiden fan, but I'm glad to see others listening to Dream Theater too! (They are undoubtebly my favorite band of all time.) Well, Peace Out guys, and watch out for Dream Theater's Train of Thought World Tour too!

[The Matrix Has You.]

EVERY SINGLE FLASH WAS GREATNESS!!!

I don't have enough time to go into detail on every single individual flash's review, but there wasn't anything bad about this! This is now my number 1 flash, and I'm voting five right now!

Great Job everyone, this flash shall be cherished for years to come! Peace Out.

Phobos Technology, Phobotech.

[Horror]

Lemme help you out here with three things:

1. A Haunted Story, not "AN" haunted story,
2. "Futur" is actually spelled "Future"
3. and it should be "The slaughter continues." not "continue."

Well that freaked me out in some areas, I kept on expecting something horrific to lunge out at me, but it didn't...so it's not as scary as it could've been...heh...you should add that, like, when you get to a dead end, the person has the option of one of two arrows: One arreow will send them back to the hallway, and the other instantly emitts some horrifying picture and a very loud scream, or scary sound for only a second, then it cuts back to the hallway...so it's like a game of chance: Try not to crap your pants as much! Mwuahaha...

Anywho, pretty good as is, way too short, not scary enough though. Peace Out!

Phobos Technology, Phobotech.

[Super Mario Reloaded]

...Jesus!

This is going on the homepage...I mean DAMN! You got every single detail included in that fight! I've never seen anything like it! Perfect Score, man! Peace Out!

Phobos Technology, Phobotech.

How long did it take you to choreograph the sprites perfectly to mimc the film!? I'm guessing months...

[Damn security]

Heh...it was alright...

It wasn't bad, but it could be better. I thought the joke of it was pretty funny. Keep on workin' on it, man, and someday I'll see your work on the homepage! Peace Out.

Phobos Technology, Phobotech.

[Sounds Of Thunder]

Damn man, Bravo...

To start, this is now my favorite serious flash ever on newgrounds; The dialouge, both translation and Russian (or what the language used is) gives a great sense of uniqueness to the flash, making it stand out from all the rest giving the site a wider variety! I like a little variety away from all of the senseless killings, Celebrity bashing, and randomidity (if that's a word) from the typical flash of Newgrounds.com...

Your artwork was fantastic! The drawings of all of the characters looked right, and were really well done! One thing in particular that I'd like to praise is the water effect in the sink scene; The ripples in the water looked correct, as did the blood dripping down. Absolutely Outstanding work, man. 10

The sound was crisp. It truly sounded great! The Language used in the flash was a touch of brilliance that makes this Home-Page worthy. Mostly for variety's sake, but also because it's captivating and new to most of the reviewer's. The music used was also very appropriate. 10.

Interactivity: Preloader is a good thing to have, I didn't see if you had a review button or not because as soon as the credits rolled I HAD to get this review off my chest, so I'll assume you did. One thing though that caught my eye was the Fullscreen button...Now, I didn't try it, but that was a new touch for me that I had never seen before. Extra score on that my friend. 10.

The Style was awesome. First foreighn love story I've seen thus far on Newgrounds...hell, the fact that it was a tragic love story on Newgrounds ALONE is worthy of a lotta style points. Plus I liked the way you choreographed this flash... really well done poetic tragedy. 10.

Violence? It's called a Tragic Love story for a reason! Blood, drugs, sex, and...well...TRAGEDY! 10.

Humor? Hm...well, it's a good thing that you had left that out. Because if you had crammed humor into this storyline somehow then this flash would be just like the rest. The seriousness, and the subtl sadness that washes over into the narraration from a passionate base is what makes it gold. So for it's absence, I give humor a 10.

All in all...my opening paragraph is my all in all. So I shall leave you with a perfect 10 and a vote of a perfect 5. This flash is going into my favorites, and I say "Peace Out, antimult."

Phobos Technology, Phobotech.

[The Blammed]

...damn...that was deep.

All I can say is that I'll do my best to make my flashes count. That, and this flash was really awesome. Perfect 10, man...

Oh, and thanks for re-inspiring me to get to work on them!

-Phobos Technology, Phobotech.

[60Secs: Arnold Governator]

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! That was fuckin' sweet!

That was so damn funny! Hahahaha! The animation was superb! The comedy was outstanding! The Sound was great! EVERYTHING was excellent in this! In fact, this might even go as far as to being my favorite flash of all time! I salute you!

"Waaaarm Peeee...."Hahaha!
Phobos Technology, Phobotech.

[Strategy Guide Ep. 3]

Hahahaha! Greatness...

Yeah I remember that game when I was...I dunno, 5 or 6 years old... The one thing that I remember the most was while my brother was trying to kill the huge onslought of various creatures I'd just stand in a corner blowing countless bubbles until some food or powerup comes along and I got to it before my brother did, so he got pissed and banned me from the game. One day he wasn't home so I decided to get on the NES and play more and I wound up beating the game for him. Heheh...

All in all, great series man! It's definately one to keep up! I liked the content and everything...the thing is, it seems as if the sound quality is'nt as crisp as it was in the previous episodes...then again it could be my ONE speaker... hahaha! Anywho, great job! 10!

Phobos Technology, Phobotech.

BTW, you think by any chance you'll do Castlevania? That game fuckin' pissed me off when we first got it... (Great sound and all, but harder than shit for me at that age!)

[Time]

I swear, if I hear Coldplay one more time...

...but that's not the reason that I voted all zeros. It's among the reasons, but not the ONLY reason...
You say that's depressing? Not really. That was about as depressing as the fact that I bite my nails. Besides, if it makes you feel any better, if there was only one star left in the sky, OUR star would have already ingulfed us in it's mighty flames so we wouldn't be around to worry about it. :) Besides that, I seriosly doubt a massive swirling ball of hydrogen would concentrate it's superheated beams of light at one particular person...otherwise that person would be burnt to a crisp. Hahaha!

All in all, short, not depressing, not amusing, not entertaing at all. Zero.

Phobos Technology, Phobotech.