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I'm a Pre-Production artist for Cyanide & Happiness! I'm also a professional voice actor, a published author, and I design t-shirts & artwork for heavy metal bands in the DFW area. Check out my links, check out my stuff, and stick around for a while! -GG

Geoff Galneda @Phobotech

34, Male

Animatics, Voice Act

Dallas, TX

Joined on 9/22/03

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Bitch, I would stomp your ass at Starcraft.

Not really, I suck at Starcraft.

Any other RTS, though. Probably.

Also, you could be like the guy on Deathproof, only it would be far less expensive because you aren't crashing your car and having to pay your own medical bills and insurance and shit. Just, like, push a button and the bitch seat pops off while you're on the freeway at 80 MPH.

Then go back and get your seat, because I'll be damned if a woman is going to take any of my possessions!

Wait, what was I saying again?

You were just about to say you would stomp my ass at Starcraft, but you digressed, as you realize you suck at life/RTS games as a whole.

You added I could be Kurt Russell from Death Proof, only far less expensive because I don't total my vehicle, paying for my own medical bills, adding I could rig the bitch-seat with an eject button for the lulz.

...which in fact, is nothing like Death Proof at all...

Then go back and get my seat, somehow on a crowded high way, because you'll be damned if a woman is going to take any of your possessions.

Training eh? Wheres that Rocky training soundtrack when you need it?

lol