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I'm a Pre-Production artist for Cyanide & Happiness! I'm also a professional voice actor, a published author, and I design t-shirts & artwork for heavy metal bands in the DFW area. Check out my links, check out my stuff, and stick around for a while! -GG

Geoff Galneda @Phobotech

34, Male

Animatics, Voice Act

Dallas, TX

Joined on 9/22/03

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Clowns scare me.

That's the whole point!

When people see "Zombies" they think "Something to kill/shoot/maim"
When people see "Demons/Vampires" they think "Goth fag/Twilight fag"

Clowns? Scary.
BIKER clowns? Scary AND awesome. :D

Zak Wylde threatened to hit me in the face, once. It was a terrifying experience.

..

That never happened, but you really look like serial killer with just the clown nose.

Actually, I'm pretty sure you always look like a serial killer.

Even in your sleep. I would know.

The cameras, you see...

I imagine, though, that Zakk Wylde threatening to hit anyone in the face would be a terrifying ordeal...have you seen the guy standing next to a normal person? He's a goddamn Viking god.

Also, I know about the cameras. Didn't you think it was weird when I all of a sudden became very vocal whenever I punched the clown?

I love Black Label Society.

So I love and am afraid of your costume.

SDMF, brother.

...and "Boo"

There's no sound on the cameras. At least, not my cameras. I don't know who else is watching you, but last time I went to do a little maintenance on mine, there were some other ones there that I don't remember placing.

I didn't think anything of it at the time, but it's been bothering me a little.

Be afraid.

You stupid mother fuckers, it doesn't get cold in Texas.

In fact, any state below Indiana is at a constant 80 degrees Fahrenheit.

I hate you even more now, because I had to ride through that shit four hours ago.