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I really kind of detest this whole "Daylight Savings Time" practice. It's bothersome and confusing and wholly impractical. Come to think of it, timezones kinda suck too! If only there was a uniform time the whole world could use at once...and by living in the region, you begin to gain a sense as to what time the sun sets and rises. Kind of like aviation's "Zulu time."
I've been studying to become a pilot over at Addison Airport off-and-on, and lately I've been studying the book-work necessary for a private pilot's license so I can gain my solo certification first, Pilot's license second, and Instrument Flight Rating third. Kind of bummed out because I'm stretched for cash after earning 23 accumulated flight hours, when I need 40 for a Private license, and 250 (!!!) for a Commercial Pilot's License. This shit is going to take a lot of time...
...So in the meantime! Guess who's been cracking out Photoshop and Flash lately? That was a rhetorical question because it's meeeee.
It blows my mind that I've accumulated as many fans as I have over what little I've done. I'm also trying not to think about how many years it's been, and the fact that I'm staring at "Death's Abacus of Aging" on the 20th. If ever there was a time to bridge the gap in my current skill level and the skill I want to be, it's NOW.
I've struggled with depression, family issues, other obligations, blahblahblah, but the important thing is, "the pain of not creating is outweighing the struggle of creating."
Repercussions of Evil was my last animation, and so far my most advanced. My motto is to consistently improve. Doom:RoE earned me a Daily 2nd and Weekly 2nd...I'm aiming for Gold, baby.
"Plea From a Crisis Suit" is also one of my finest digital art pieces. I aim to improve with the next three unfinished photoshop files I've been stashing and prodding for months.
I'd love for you to believe in me. I want to do this for you and myself. Expect another news post when content is completed!
-G-
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2/25/13
snow is great when it's not terrible
2/25/13
thanks to a mild weekend the snow is all wet and i can't go anywhere without rubber boots
Yeesh. Sounds like a Biker's nightmare. I don't envy your home for having the capacity for snow, though. lol
2/24/13
hiya phobotech! how's the weather?
Fluctuating wildly between T-shirt warm and cough-inspiring cold. So, an average Texan winter. You?
2/19/13
why you acting superior?
when infact you're the one inferior.
in know you're fat on the exterior.
you're probably the size of a aircraft carrier.
targeting a fat guy is there anything here easier?
your wack flow and lyrics, no other shit here thats cheesier.
come back talk, when you're slim and leaner.
oops, where's my manners
being articulate is what im after.
am im not insecure, its not up to my standards.
look to yourself and you'll find the real answer.
you're probably thinking
"shit, what just happened, is this the truth that he's rapping? i feel so flattened, and probably a bit fattened. by his evident evidence, and i probably was highly irrelevant. I be talking to myself talking again, i have no work like a mexican and still ponder to question, will i ever have sex again? wait, im a goddamm virgin, probably fuck a dude, since this shit is so urgent"
i read your mind back
call it time lapse, perhaps i get back to you.
your false accusations will get through to to me.
my real friends got my back, call it unity.
i win this rap battle when i send you to your, eulogy.
your amusingly, stupidly accusing me of being feebleminded.
when infact im in other kind of heartkinded.
you can through color clearly, narrow-minded.
please think, before you're off again.
dont let me commense the real slaughtering
im offering a peace offering.
lets bring out dawn again.
you know im right, dont be wrong again.
get it? yeah boy i settled.
2/9/13
I wish you luck in becoming a pilot!
2/7/13
Yeah but I was also being lazy :P
I mostly been doing gmod vids for a while, and source filmmaker.
2/6/13
I just want to apologize for not sending in anything when you scouted me.
It's cool bro! Life happens :D
1/28/13
Request :)
1/27/13
Moar nude drawings.
Is this a request or a demand?
1/21/13
You have gained 500 respect from encounter "sundae"
Phobotech has leveled up!
49 --> 50
Deposit XP
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str 65
def 34
mag 12
art 500 MAX
awe 37
I'm a Slave to the Grind!
Ha! Skid Row reference...
1/16/13
Nice art. Also, you seem pretty cool.
Thanks! Feel free to leave a review on submissions on what you liked and didn't like about each :D
1/15/13
Allow me to articulate.
you can suck a dick my mate.
Age 25, single, never had a girl or a date.
Your face is blinding, Ray bans.
Your face look Weird, Rainman.
Your rap level like Bullshit.
My rap level like amazing.
Allow me to elaborate
You can just ejaculate
And get it in the keys of your keyboard! Why you whackin' mate?
Its ME that you're talkin to?
Look into the mirror, Buu!
Clearly insecure
You think that pussy is the cure
And sure!
Why not mirror your fears onto your peers-
Your pal, your chum, a sec
with your friend Phobotech!
Twenty Fiiiive, thank you-
I need reminding.
It says the age on my profile; auto-conniving.
The difference to us is apparent and robust.
I don't have to gloat of my conquests, I'm sure you trust
that my social skills are up to date
while you sit there all frustrate
That all the girls are stuckup
Fuckedup, "why won't they chuckup?"
My face is gorgeous. But where are you?
Am I to believe you're a badly drawn toon?
I bet you're white. Acne'd. Bones made of brittle.
Panting and wheezing while you down a McGriddle!
That would explain a lot, like why you rappin' so crappy.
So step away from the keyboard, jog, and take a nappy.
I guess you'll be back to say something stupid again.
And I'll be here...definitely, definitely be here 'til then.
1/11/13
My rapflow is so painless.
U so shitty, why they u call anus.
Payback is a bitch, soo dude my payment?
Yeah your rap is painless;
It's empty, weak and short.
Grammatically fragmented
Barely worth a retort.
SIX DAYS and this is the best that you can type?
Void of wit and humor and desolate of hype?
SIX LINES and I've doubled what you scrawl.
If I'd expected more from you, how hard would your brain overhaul.
The idea you call this "payback" is totally just laughable.
It's so insignificant to the time that you held palpable.
You initiated battle, and you were FOX-TWO'd long ago
Your payment is defeat. Fall out. Snuff your ego.
1/8/13
I BELIEVE IN YOU PHOBOTECH I BELIEEEEEEEEEEEVE
I always want to call you Garrett for some reason and that makes me want to play the Thief series.
Well, I have a "Juh" G in my first name and a hard "Guh" G in my last name...so I hope that I look like a True G.
Also, Thief was AWESOME. Totally hyped.
1/8/13
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MER-Fc7SNaE
You're wetted like a dude on Kamino in a rain storm.
That was actually pretty good, but it's too damn short.
1/7/13
You want to do things for me.
That's hot.
You're hot.
1/5/13
You think im dumb, yeah i stay in school.
We all know you a loser, why ya actin cool.
You're on a page for teenagers, when you actually twenty-five.
shut the fuck up bout dicks, yeah you fucking pedophile.
MOM, who's this dude that's peeking trough my curtains!
Eewww, its Probotech yeah you motherfucking virgin!
I can see ya in that picture, weird armor.
That's the same reason why living with your Moma!
Peace im out!
I don't need to act cool, I'm genuine; I AM.
Three times a week, with many crews, we slam.
Across the Metroplex, North and West
Throwdown with bomb-ass cats, we jam the best.
Now Newgrounds, dude, I've been here for YEARS!
This website inspires; in reviews read their cheers.
Praising what I spill from my imagination chasm
Like an archive of humbler times... you could fathom.
But the future holds promise of a platform untold,
As I'm generating content greater and bold.
The community here makes me wanna stand my ground
"Everything by Everyone" = Ageless. Unbound.
You have nothing to fear. I'm gonna be here.
But you gotta get your mind outta the sex gear-
Here, just downshift. Try it for a moment.
You can't fuckin' do it, dude, hormones are potent.
In fact your brain's clouded, and I'd like to rewind,
You brought up dicks in the first post, you'll find.
Hmm...it seems that stuff is all up in your mind.
That's probably why there's only two things that rhymed.
Maybe you should calm down, there's just no need to shout.
Or at least speak the truth for once, with "Peace" and "Getting Out."
Leave with dignity, get your tail undertucked.
Your consecutive responses have consistently sucked.
1/5/13
Dissing me? thats a bad plan.
bomb yo shit like its bagdad.
Doing something bad, yeah i call probotech it
there's a stick for on ya face, yeah you homo get it?
Manhood was on your wishlist.
real expensives hoes, explain my business.
got no more time for yo dissing and yo bitching
You cant with the Boo now.
spray your ass down like a motherfucker shootdown.
im chilling my with life, while ya nerding with newgrounds.
Put the chrome to yo dome, yeah own the throne.
my raps are hot like the summer in rome.
Yeah i know where you from.
thats the main reason why sound like a clone.
im the best, you shoulda known!
You're the one doing all the work, it's pretty sad.
Rhyming 'plan' with a place that's written like "Baghdad"
You dropped a little letter and your flow is getting weak
Keep re-surging back to dicks upon me like it's ME you seek.
I dig it. I'm flattered. You're really not my type, though
Serenading songs at me from just beyond my window
With poetry like "SHOOTDOWN/NEWGROUNDS"
"CHROME DOME THRONE"
You start seeming like a dropout, forever alone.
Get it through your petty mind to seek an education
So the content in your rhymes are less like verbal menstruation.
But truly, it's all you. You can do all that you want to do.
Like "paying for women company" pretending like they blew you.
You can keep this battle going, I shoot em down in a puff of smoke
I advise you try harder next time, cause so far you're a fuckin' joke.
1/4/13
i see you answered here: http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/1323658
WAAAAR!
Standing next you you, make me look like the Rock.
but all these nerdy girls all over my cock
my black team, salute when you see them
or else ill wet you up, semen
roll around with them niqqas
my dick, is the biggest
watch what you say or you'll end up in my hitlist.
why you talking to these bitches
why they all up in yo business.
you're probably 45 and you dont even have kids yet!
im out!
The trick is the bitches ya pickin' might not be stickin,
They're lesbians laying low, got pussy for lickin
So go on, touch your image up and put up a front
Cause these girls in your head are only in it for the cunt.
"Oh hey, I can be vulgar" because rapping is hard
And lying about your manhood is a cliched card.
I don't care about your dick or if it even exists.
Lemme break it down to ya in a VERY short list:
ONE: You're lame.
I'm changin' the game.
Your pitiful prattle is pretty patterned and tame.
TWO: You've lost before it's even begun.
Though I have to admit that schooling ya was really fun.
I'm feeling pretty good, really bright and ALIVE!
But for your information, man, I'm only twenty five.
That's the difference to me and you, Buu-- right at the core;
I'm genuine, truthful, the real deal forevermore.
And what you got? "Dicks, niggs, bitches and a threat"
I can't wait for more fiction in your response into the next set.
1/4/13
I have another friend that lives in Dallas, and he thinks 60f is cold weather.
I laugh and laugh.
Haters gonna hate, omg, this is unbearable. Where's the summer? I'm ready to complain about how hot it is.
12/25/12
It's cold as hell.
12/23/12
Happy Age of Aquarius everyone!
12/18/12
I just noticed that you live in Dallas, just like myself. We probably passed each other and never realized it. :o
Oh nice, where in Dallas? I'm in Farmers Branch.
12/17/12
Fuck yeah breh, dat Imperial Guard.
Ain't no n***as fuckin' wit dat Leman fucking Russ.
Wanna tussle, bud?
Admittedly those Leman Russ tanks are pretty fuckin' hot, but none of them have shit on Tau hover tanks and Crisis Suits.
Plus, the Necrons are SEVERELY underrated...they're goddamned unstoppable necromancing robot zombie Terminators. HOW HYPE IS THAT. Don't answer that, because I already know IT'S THE HYPEST.
12/17/12
Chaos space marines are fags.
Just letting you know in case you thought otherwise.
For me it goes Tau > Necron > Imperial Guard > Space Marines > Everything else.
12/14/12
your survey entry:
http://austerity.newgrounds.com/news/post/8020 20
Thanks! Reading through your news blogs and learning about other regulars is actually pretty fascinating. Keep up the good work!
12/3/12
Good luck on getting your piloting license. I also look forward to some more of your animations, as well.
Thanks!
12/3/12
vengaboys
...What?
11/17/12
fuck off with that noise i don't even like anal also i told you that getting a pilot license takes a long ass time and a good chunk of money in a pm like two years ago get off the drugs they're killing your libido
Nigga I ain't on the drugs, YOU TRIPPIN'. YOU TRIPPIN SO HARD.
11/4/12
well Im looking forward to both your flash and your pilot license!
Me too! lol, thanks MindChamber!
11/4/12
Just walking by here , so i guess your little speech wasn't directly aimed at me , but it was moving somehow.
You go and be that pilot.
i'mma go start watching your stuff
Cool! Thanks buddy.