Galneda's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Halo Delight]

Nice...

But if Master Chief is shorter than Mario, he's a pretty short guy...

Anywho, on with the flash:

Graphics: Nicely done sprites...never imagined Master Chief as a sprite in the first place...but okay. Nice usage of sprites, I thought it would make a lot more sense if the lasers from the left side of the screen didn't just STOP at a certain distance, but either faded as it got farther like the real thing or at least trail off screen. Other than that great job! I especially liked the Warthog.
Audio: Didn't care much for it, but it was the entire spine of the flash, so it's 'aight.
Interactivity: Preloader, start button, and replay button. Common set that does the job.
Humor: I thought it was pretty funny.
Violence: Mediocre violence...especially for Halo!
Style: Pretty creative, but what's the connection between that song and Master Chief?...

Overall: It's coo'...

Phobos Technology, Phobotech.

BTW, Please don't tell me you really talk like you did on "Crack the Cookie" because that was just terrible voice acting...it sounded like Pat from SNL or something...anywho, Peace Out, Victor...

Victor-Orozco responds:

Haha hey dude. Yea hey what can i say about master chief being short. Short guys can kick some ass can't they? Haha, anyways nice review man. And for the voice thingy, no thats definitely not my voice. Haha, that would be weird. I just did that voice for that flash to make it more 'mediocre' as you would say. haha. thanks again :)

[Samurai Charlie]

Heheh..."Damn you for being so badass!"

I liked most of the jokes in it, and I also liked your art style. The one criticism that I have on it, though, is it looks like Samurai Charlie's mouth is apart of it's nose, and a friend pointed out that if you weren't paying attention, it kinda looks like he's crying a huge drop of blood.

On another note, the music could've been better. Now, don't get me wrong, I'm very open for opinions when it comes to music...that's how Dream Theater got to be my favorite band of all time...And I have not heard of John Zorn before, and from your flash, his work sounds very mellow and peaceful, which is nice...but I'm saying that you could've used something that went more with the flash. That's all.

On another note, I didn't understand why Charlie had a gun, a sword, AND mystical chi powers...I mean, A sword and a gun I can deal with, (Cowboy Bebop's "Vicious") and Mystical Chi powers and a sword I can deal with, (DBZ's Trunks ( the only character I ever liked besides the really early kinda evil Piccilo) but ALL of them in one package? Don't you think he's a bit overpowered? He's gotta have his flaws, otherwise it makes for an uninteresting hero.

Other than these, this was a great flash, and because of it's unique art qualities and funny content, your chances are high in getting in the Weekly User's Pick or even home-page. Nice going, voting 5, Peace Out!

Phobos Technology, Phobotech.

[DE_dust]

Congrat's on your 1,000th review!

Damn Campers! I play Quake II every A day during lunch, and the teacher in that room always camps with a Rail Gun, and it's extremely annoying...HE calls it strategic placement, but we all know what it is. Once a camper, always a camper...that's absolutely right. I also encounter a couple of situations shown in your flash in Quake II and Halo frequently...so it's true at heart! Nice graphics, plenty of sound effects, preloader, and all! Nicely done, should be higher on the top 50 than it already is...I'm voting 5, and Peace Out!

Phobos Technology, Phobotech.

[Just Another Psycho]

YES!!!

I love it! Too much that I do love about it, so I'm going to keep this short: You did an excellent job my friend, and I hope to see more from you soon! Hell yes! Peace Out!

Phobos Technology, Phobotech.

[(2004) Glass of water]

Knox! Holy Shit!

This, and I'm not joking either, is the funniest claymation I've EVER seen! This is the best one to me, really! I was laughing my ass off the entire time, so that's why it's going to go on my number one favorite flash of all time! Great job, Knox, if I could give this flash perfect 20's, I would, but perfect 10's will just have to do. Peace Out!

Phobos Technology, Phobotech.

Knox responds:

this is also my fav! thanks!

[Adam Android DVD]

Dude!

Great Job man! This is the first I've ever seen of it, and it's friggin' bad ass man! Perfect 10 all around!

Graphics: Unique, comical, and bad ass at the same time! You make Gennedy Tartavosky look like a little 1st grader! At first, it was like a little Family Guy style animation mixed with Astro Boy, except your flash was awesomeness! Hell...Adam could open up ALL KINDS of whoop-ass on Astro Boy...pfft, no contest...
Sound: I liked your music selection! Went with it well and I'm perfectly cool with no voices! (As long as you don't have them say something, but they don't say it..."their lips move but you have to read what their saying" kind of deal...ooh that annoys me...)
Interactivity: IT'S A FRIGGIN' DVD! 10!
Style: All kinds of style, it's original, funny, bad ass, and the concept itself has endless possibilities. I expect more from you!
Violence: I think the city would actually be a lot safer WITHOUT Adam, personally...I mean, he destroyed like...10 sky scrapers! All of the hundreds of thousands of innocent bystanders just walking by or working in their offices, when all of a sudden BOOM! ADAM ANDROID BUSTS THROUGH AND DESTROYS EVERYTHING IN A MIGHTY EXPLOSION TO THE EXPENSE OF HIS ENEMY!!!........Violence gets a 10!
Humor: I laughed in a lot of parts in it, 10!

This flash is kick-ass! I hope to see more from you! Peace Out!

Phobos Technology, Phobotech.

[The RichardKielExperience]

So you saw that MST3K Episode too!

That episode, in particular, was my favorite. And given that this is an Animutation (which I like) that has a couple of portions of Eegah, I like it a lot! Plus, the other random stuff had me on the floor, great job!

"Say...check it out! There's an oven in the living room!"

Phobos Technology, Phobotech.

[Team Laser Explosion]

Complete unequaled greatness...

But first off, I've been to your website; Loved everything! (Bonjour was kinda weird though...but still.)

BACK TO THE FLASH! I thought it was all greatness! The jokes were funny and the timing was great, the animation was smooth and defined, and the voices kept on cracking me up! I've always thought you had the coolest preloader, and on top of that, your animation style is unique and recognizable (I'm sure there's a better word for it...distinct maybe? I dunno...) If I had to single out my favorite parts, it would probably have to be the fight scene...

"Looks like you forgot your hat!"
"He can use mine!"
"Shh..."

Anyway, great job again! You are definately one of Newgrounds.com's finest artists! Peace Out.

Phobos Technology, Phobotech.

[queenstreets]

Hahahaha! Great job man.

Ah, it got a couple of laughs outta me. And that's what counts! Besides, the music and sound was great, and the nice animation went along with it very nicely! On top of that, it's certainly different from what I've seen from newgrounds lately, so because of this original flash, perfect 10 on style. Preloader, start button, replay button, and links; Interactivity gets a 10! All in all, this was a great flash. I'm voting 5, Peace Out!

Phobos Technology, Phobotech.

[There she is!!!]

I liked this!

Perfect score man! Never been a fan of Japanese Music (all because of Melt Banana...*shudder*) but this was actually pretty kick ass! Your animation skills are also exceptional, perfect score...well, except for interactivity because of the lack of a start button, but hey! I'm voting 5! Peace Out!

*damn that songs gonna get stuck in my head now...*

Phobos Technology, Phobotech.