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[Time]

I swear, if I hear Coldplay one more time...

...but that's not the reason that I voted all zeros. It's among the reasons, but not the ONLY reason...
You say that's depressing? Not really. That was about as depressing as the fact that I bite my nails. Besides, if it makes you feel any better, if there was only one star left in the sky, OUR star would have already ingulfed us in it's mighty flames so we wouldn't be around to worry about it. :) Besides that, I seriosly doubt a massive swirling ball of hydrogen would concentrate it's superheated beams of light at one particular person...otherwise that person would be burnt to a crisp. Hahaha!

All in all, short, not depressing, not amusing, not entertaing at all. Zero.

Phobos Technology, Phobotech.

[Life is Like a Mop]

Great stuff...

I found a secret here, so listen up all of you who don't know of it:

After the song ends it shows the credits and replay button, WHATEVER YOU DO, DO NOT CLICK ANYTHING YET! YOU'LL START ALL OVER! A cat will fly by, some picture, then a sumo-wrestler, and then it does nothing...nothing...WAIT FOR IT! Nothing, then that guy that said "You can do it!" in the song comes up and winks, then EVERY single picture used in the flash all of a sudden appears in a split second and then explodes. NOW ACT FAST! As soon as Mario hits the ground, click on him. Now sit back, and read at your own leisure, just whatever you do don't give up.

Great Animutation! I liked it a lot!

Phobos Technology, Phobotech.

[College University pt 7]

WOAH! HOW DID YOU GET RANDY SAVAGE!?

DUDE! One of my favorite series has returned with a KILLER episode! This is the best one yet! Randy did a really good job in this, and so did you! The leprichaun was freaking hilarious! No, the monkey's were hilarious! No, EVERYTHING WAS HISTARICLE! I loved this one! And this episode is going down as one of my favorite flashes of all time! Great Job Parks! Perfect 10! Say hello to the Home Page when you get there!

Oh Ye-ah! Phobotech.

[Alien Hominid vs. Pico]

Hmm...

Well, this was a pretty good flash. I like the concept, but the beginning seemed really rushed...but at least it got the point across. Now, with the music...All of the music chosen have all been overdone somewhat...overdone to the very point that you hear it you just gag in disguist, so in the future use some kind of music that we all havn't heard over a 500 times. Lastly, the only thing I really had a major problem with was all three of the endings...ALL of them were just BUNK endings. I mean seriously, by blowing up a gasstank, the Truck well explode, jump over, and MISS Pico entirely? One bullet for that matter? That was a very Hollywood thing to do, and Hollywood is filled with Dumbasses. (Not that I'm calling you a dumbass or anything...just that ending was really stupid...) Secondly, Alien Hominid's ending wasn't all that climatic either, just runs right over him and Pico resents the viewer's decision...THAT'S IT. If it were me (which it's not, but I'm just telling you what I would've done.) I'd have Alien run over Pico, skid over sideways and leap out of the Truck before it tumbles over and crashes into the building in flaming ruin. Then Alien Hominid notices that the Truck only broke Pico's two legs, so he runs over to him furiously with his guttin' knife in hand. Pico see's him, and raises his gun in a desperate attempt to save himself and fires one shot. Alien managed to dodge this shot by ducking and then hurtles himself to Pico, grabs him by the head, and slit's his throat, drinking from the geyser of a fountain of Pico's blood showering over his own miserable corpse and his murderer... now THAT'S a climatic ending. That and the Extra Ending was just really dumb...It wasn't funny, it wasn't cool, it was just short, stupid, and pointless. All in all, I liked the concept, just not THE GREATEST thing I've ever seen. Peace Out.

Phobos Technology, Phobotech.

[(2003)Knoxs Klay World2/6]

Yes! Hahahahaha! Sheer Greatness!

My favorite line...or lines ever:
"Cookie?"
"Oh you want a cookie? Well too bad, you can't have a cookie because you keep biting my face!"
"THEN YOU WILL DIE."

Knox, I was right, this DOES get better as it progresses! (Better begin swapping my "Favorite Flash's list."...AGAIN...) I'm not going to continue to single out my other favorite scenes from this flash, otherwise this will be a very...VERY long review. In-short: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

The revised "in-short" (minus the unnecessary laughter meant to express how insanely hilarious the flash that I'm currently reviewing while having a run-on sentence in parenthesis.): Great Job Knox! Have a cookie!

Peace Out, Knox! And GOD SPEED!
Phobos Technology, Phobotech.

Knox responds:

did you spot 2 refferences to knox and toxs thanksgiving??!?!

[A Mile a Minute Star Wars]

You should totally do "The Empire Strikes Back!"

This flash is the greatest DIRECT Star Wars spoof EVER! By Direct I mean, same characters, same everything...the best IN-direct Star Wars spoof has to be Spaceballs, but this is definately the best direct one! I love this! I'd pay money to see you do The Empire Strikes Back!...that is...I'd pay money if I HAD money XD. All in all, excellent flash, man! I'm votin' 5! Peace Out.

Phobos Technology, Phobotech.

[MOLESTER!]

That sick bastard... He's going where he belongs!

I liked the comic book-style art, very unique.I also liked the humor in this, I really didn't see that coming! One thing that bothered me though, why did Michael have a chain of bullets over his chest? Even if it was symbolizing something, wouldn't the cops confescate it regardelss? That's the only thing I was wondering, other than that, this flash was great! I give you a 10!

Phobos Technology, Phobotech.

[(2003)Knoxs Klay World1/6]

HAHAHAHA!!! This is sheer greatness!

Oh my God! Where to begin! This literally has everything! I loved all of it! Especially the Geiger Alien shredding everybody to pieces! ("Hey, that was pretty cool! Make me a doggy!" Heheheh...) This is actually going down as one of my favorite flashes Knox, of course I'm more than sure that the next one is going to be twice as good, so I better be prepared to swap it around! Excellent job again Knox! A perfect 10! Oh BTW, now that I've been reminded who the Newspaper Monster is, I'm definately going to use it in my flash and you will DEFINATELY be in the credits for coming up with him! Thank you, and Peace Out!

Phobos Technology, Phobotech.

Knox responds:

he he thanks,yeah the series gets better :D

[Knoxs "The Matrix" 6]

Yes! It's finally come!

I was waiting for the next installment of your Matrix spoofs! This has got to be the funniest so far! Your lip-syncing is almost flawless! I especially give you praise on this because I know it's REALLY difficult to do off the top of your head, which I doubt was off the top of your head, but rather having a bunch of funny ideas that you can see if you can put into the words of something with it muted. I do it occasionally with Anime's because they're the easiest to lip-sync with...hahaha. I ought to do that one day and make it into a flash... I like the new Pre-loader! TOXICBOMB did a really good job on it! Will it be used in the rest of your flashes? Anywho, the humor content in this was just rolling on the floor side-stitching laughter, I love it! I can't really put any one flash of yours as a favorite on my list because you always come out with better ones! One thing that I noticed about this flash, though, is for some reason the recording is really quiet; I had my volume turned up to 23 instead of 13-15 to normally hear it. Other than that, Excellent job Knox! Another 10! Peace Out!

Phobos Technology, Phobotech.

PS. In your last response to my question of which character I have your permission to use in my flash, you replied "Newspaper Monster." What flash is that from? I don't recall. If I can't use it, may I just pull a "Battle of the Portal" and use Blue Clay figuires and call them "Knox's?" Please Respond, and take care!

Knox responds:

newspaper monster is from dont take the newspaper.
you can use my blue dudes if you want though

[Pickle Curiosity]

Hahaha! Greatness...

"Hey I'm just curious, did you make that song? Did you make that song? That song, song, song? Because if you did, I am real impressed, yes I am real impressed, and now for the test: Can I get this song, unstuck from my head? Unstuck from my head? My HEAD, HEAD, HEAD!? Sure maybe later I can think of something else, like maybe Jingle Bells, or I am gonna yell! Hey wait a minute, I'm supposed to be reviewing! S'posed to be reviewing! Ra-re,re-viewing! But man oh me oh my! This is so much fun! A review that is sung! Can it be done?"

Okay, that's enough of that...

I loved this flash man! That song is HORRIBLY (in a good way) catchy! As you can see... It was SO catchy that I couldn't write a review without singing to the tune and pace of it... ("But man oh me oh my!" is some-what difficult to sing at the speed of your song.) Anyway, this is a real good job! And because of the catchyness of the song itself (and that histarical ending...hahaha...) I'd recommend it as Home-page material. Great job man, I give you a 10! Peace Out!

Phobos Technology, Phobotech
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Pickle! Pickle! Pickle!