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[Passing Judgement]

Nicely done.

It took to long to get where it was going, but then again if you did it at a decent pace, it would just be far too short.

Either way, a good conceptual point of view as to what everybody's hard work goes through averagely in the portal; You have potential, you can draw well enough, and you can create decent effects, and animate smoothly. You even included music and sfx, so let's see some Top 50 material from Jonasen, shall we?

You can do it bro! As for this flash? I'm giving it 7/10 and I voted 5. It has passed judgment.

-Phobotech-

Kyothine responds:

thanks, and thanks for the nice, long review!

[Pirates: The Musical]

Well done!

Spectacular writing, delivery, and production! If I were to be a picky little bitch, I'd say get a better microphone, but who gives a fuck, this was BRILLIANT!

I agree with 1337n00bpwner, I too would give you a 20/10 if I could, simply because the writing was intelligently funny!

-PT-

GCBascom responds:

You're just too kind! =D I plan to make several more musical spoofs in the future. When the time comes for that (perhaps I'll start next month) I'll go hunting for a new mic.

[Halo For Retards]

LOL. That was greatness...

What should your next spoof be? Hmm...Do Zone of the Enders or Ace Combat 5. Those oughta be good. But you did a really good job at this! Keep it up! Voting 5, and adding to favorites.

Phobos Technology, Phobotech.

flash-hounds responds:

thanks, but we have never played those games, infact i havent heard those games mentioned for yonks.

[Non-Canonical Joke Minute]

Well...I don't know what to think about it, really

I'm truly torn.

The Animation and Voice-Overs were superb, (with Fat Bastard soundboard aside) They truly were! The voices were crisp and understandable, music was appropriate, and I enjoyed the Robotic Voice Distorter. On top of that, the artwork, as Anime-ish she was drawn, was still done very nicely...Also, I enjoyed the concept of navigating through the flash with the arrow keys; very convenient, and I've never seen it done that way before...but this is were the problem lies: The Flash was so short, there's just about no need for it...Two guys drinking, exchange words, enter female character and bartender, pitch joke, the end....That's my only major quip with the flash; Needs more content. Aside from it, though, It's awesome that you got this done in 2 days...I'm impressed.

Well, sorry, but I'm going to have to vote honestly; I'm giving you a 3, but keep pumping out the flashes, man, can't wait to see them.

Phobos Technology, Phobotech.

touched responds:

Wasn't a soundboard thing -- that was me, speaking that line. I'm not aware if there is a similar line in Austin Powers, to be honest. As for the navigation controls, yeah, perhaps there was no need for it in a 1-minute animation, but I put those controls in all of my Flash work, for the sake of convenience (mine as well as others, since I have to view it many times to test it).

[(2005) Mystery Kar]

Wow, Knox, it's been awhile...

This movie was great! To be honest, it's also kinda refreshing; it's been a long while since you last made a klaymation, but this one just proves that your getting better and better in your skills! Keep up the good work and I guess we'll be seeing more from you.

Voting Five of course...

Phobos Technology, Phobotech.

Knox responds:

*hugs* thanks!

[After ParoVadius]

Yay! Dream Theater rules!

This flash was a very funny, perverted lil' sprite frash that I laughed at many a times! The animation was nicely done, the voice-overs were great, the music selection was very nice, and you had a menu and what-nots!

I smell a perfect score...

...Anyway, great job! I hope to see more from you and your crew! Voting 5!

Phobos Technology, Phobotech.

DYNAKYRIS responds:

Thankyouthankyou! I too think my co-stars did a GREAT job.

As time goes on, who knows what I'll come up with? 'o' Thanks a LOT for your review and watching.

[Halo Delight]

Nice...

But if Master Chief is shorter than Mario, he's a pretty short guy...

Anywho, on with the flash:

Graphics: Nicely done sprites...never imagined Master Chief as a sprite in the first place...but okay. Nice usage of sprites, I thought it would make a lot more sense if the lasers from the left side of the screen didn't just STOP at a certain distance, but either faded as it got farther like the real thing or at least trail off screen. Other than that great job! I especially liked the Warthog.
Audio: Didn't care much for it, but it was the entire spine of the flash, so it's 'aight.
Interactivity: Preloader, start button, and replay button. Common set that does the job.
Humor: I thought it was pretty funny.
Violence: Mediocre violence...especially for Halo!
Style: Pretty creative, but what's the connection between that song and Master Chief?...

Overall: It's coo'...

Phobos Technology, Phobotech.

BTW, Please don't tell me you really talk like you did on "Crack the Cookie" because that was just terrible voice acting...it sounded like Pat from SNL or something...anywho, Peace Out, Victor...

Victor-Orozco responds:

Haha hey dude. Yea hey what can i say about master chief being short. Short guys can kick some ass can't they? Haha, anyways nice review man. And for the voice thingy, no thats definitely not my voice. Haha, that would be weird. I just did that voice for that flash to make it more 'mediocre' as you would say. haha. thanks again :)

[(2004) Glass of water]

Knox! Holy Shit!

This, and I'm not joking either, is the funniest claymation I've EVER seen! This is the best one to me, really! I was laughing my ass off the entire time, so that's why it's going to go on my number one favorite flash of all time! Great job, Knox, if I could give this flash perfect 20's, I would, but perfect 10's will just have to do. Peace Out!

Phobos Technology, Phobotech.

Knox responds:

this is also my fav! thanks!

[(2003)Knoxs Klay World2/6]

Yes! Hahahahaha! Sheer Greatness!

My favorite line...or lines ever:
"Cookie?"
"Oh you want a cookie? Well too bad, you can't have a cookie because you keep biting my face!"
"THEN YOU WILL DIE."

Knox, I was right, this DOES get better as it progresses! (Better begin swapping my "Favorite Flash's list."...AGAIN...) I'm not going to continue to single out my other favorite scenes from this flash, otherwise this will be a very...VERY long review. In-short: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

The revised "in-short" (minus the unnecessary laughter meant to express how insanely hilarious the flash that I'm currently reviewing while having a run-on sentence in parenthesis.): Great Job Knox! Have a cookie!

Peace Out, Knox! And GOD SPEED!
Phobos Technology, Phobotech.

Knox responds:

did you spot 2 refferences to knox and toxs thanksgiving??!?!

[(2003)Knoxs Klay World1/6]

HAHAHAHA!!! This is sheer greatness!

Oh my God! Where to begin! This literally has everything! I loved all of it! Especially the Geiger Alien shredding everybody to pieces! ("Hey, that was pretty cool! Make me a doggy!" Heheheh...) This is actually going down as one of my favorite flashes Knox, of course I'm more than sure that the next one is going to be twice as good, so I better be prepared to swap it around! Excellent job again Knox! A perfect 10! Oh BTW, now that I've been reminded who the Newspaper Monster is, I'm definately going to use it in my flash and you will DEFINATELY be in the credits for coming up with him! Thank you, and Peace Out!

Phobos Technology, Phobotech.

Knox responds:

he he thanks,yeah the series gets better :D